May 3, 2012
Personal Life Theories

If you like me now when I’m ugly, THEN you’ll love me later when I’m hot. So I’ll keep eating my Big Macs for now,and I’ll start my Green Salads a decade later. And if I remain the same…well be it because I didn’t lose anything. WIN/WIN. 

August 1, 2011
"I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke."

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